Horrorscopes

Gemini – Forget what your therapist says. If whispering Paul Simon lyrics in the ear of the stranger in [...]

Gemini– Brutal Hibiscus bash through the membrane. Slurp through the poppy field and tongue my nostril, [...]

Aquarius – Van Gogh cut off his ear to give to his girlfriend. It might seem crazy, but a truly useless [...]

Aquarius – Mercury is waning, about a third into its phase. Naturally, doing things in threes would be [...]

Aquarius – Convention is synonymous with stagnation this week. If you want to get baked even a little, [...]