October 29, 2015 0Horror Scopes, Oct. 30Scorpio – Mercury’s position indicates your habitual method of transit is outdated. Didn’t you see [...]
October 15, 2015 0Horror Scopes, Oct. 16Libra – Mars will be extra bright in coming days, meaning it’s best to stimulate your scalp to be more [...]
October 1, 2015 0Horror scopes, Oct. 2Libra – “Take a ride on Reading Railroad! If you pass Go, collect $200.” – Sun Tzu, The Art of [...]
September 24, 2015 0Horror Scopes, Sept. 24Virgo – Your eyebrow game needs work. Tape body hair to your forehead after bathing, but before bed, so [...]